… because I have not updated this website in quite a while.  To be honest, I do most of my news-announcing and humblebragging on Facebook these days, and you’re welcome to friend me if you like, using this link.  My FB page is a combination of self-promotion, random thoughts, pet pics, funny shit my kids say, and whatever else catches my fancy on any given day.

 

But here we are, on my site, so I ought to keep you all in the loop about my various forthcoming projects.  Seems rude not to.

 

First off, I have a new Sherlock Holmes out in August.  It’s called The Thinking Engine, and the cover looks something like this: Thinking Engine sales cover

 

Nice, huh?  And here’s the blurb: “March 1895, and at Oxford University, a Professor Quantock claims he has built a computational device capable of analytical thought to rival Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock cannot ignore the challenge, and he and Watson travel to Oxford, where a battle of wits ensues. But it soon becomes clear that the Thinking Engine has its own agenda. The companions’ lives are on the line as a ghost from the past catches up with them…”

 

Next up is the first volume in a trilogy for Titan Books pitting Sherlock Holmes — him again — against creatures from H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos.  The series as a whole is called Cthulhu Casebooks, and the individual instalments are, in order, The Shadwell Shadows, The Miskatonic Monstrosities and The Sussex Sea-Devils.  I believe The Shadwell Shadows is going to be published this December, and I’ve already been given some idea, by super editor Miranda Jewess, of how the covers are going to look.  I can’t tell you much more about them yet, but trust me, they’re going to be IMMENSE.

 

Also out this year, courtesy of that nice Ian Whates at New Con Press, is a collection of my journalism.  I’ve been reviewing and critiquing for a couple of a decades in periodicals ranging from The Literary Review to Interzone to The Financial Times to Comic Heroes, and the book is a selection from the reams of material I’ve accumulated in that time.  If you want to know my opinion on many a well-known SF novel, and a few obscure ones besides, this is the place to find out.  If you want to learn a bit about apocalyptic fiction or Colin Wilson or Sherlock Holmes comics, look no further.  If you’re curious about the various forewords I’ve written — for Adam Roberts’s Jupiter Magnified, to name but one, or Stephen King’s Carrie, to name but another — walk right in.  If you’d like to read the hatchet-job review that notoriously broke a website, it’s here.  Lifelines and Deadlines (for that is the name of this memorable tome) is out in late summer/early autumn.

 

Last but not least, the second of my Dev Harmer books, World Of Water, will be seeing the light of day in early 2016.  It’ll be ensconced behind this typically excellent cover image from Jake Murray (below).

 

WORLD OF WATERBlurbage goes thus: “Dev Harmer, reluctant agent of Interstellar Security Solutions, has travelled to ocean world Robinson D, nicknamed Triton.  Here, settlements belonging to the Terran Diaspora have been coming under attack by members of the planet’s subaquatic indigenous race.  ISS suspects the involvement of an agent provocateur working for humankind’s galactic rivals, the artificial intelligence civilisation known as Polis+.  As the violence escalates, Dev finds himself battling to restore order, and it is a race against time.  He has only seventy-two hours before his genetically engineered host form breaks down irreversibly.  And an ancient god-beast is rising from the depths to usher in an apocalypse…”  Be sure to check it out.

 

I have one further item of exciting news, but for one reason and another I’m not at liberty to share it right now.  Soon, though.  Soon…

 

And there we have it.  Th-th-that’s all, folks, for now.  I promise I won’t leave it so long next time.

 

 

 

 

 

• Filed under Uncategorized • 11/05/2015 • Comments: 0

So I thought to myself, I have a finished novel here, I’d like to publish it, shall I go through the conventional channels or shall I have a bash at this self-publishing malarkey that everyone’s going on about?  At least two established publishing imprints offered to put the book out for me, but the self-publishing model interests me and I was curious to see if I could make a go of it on my own.

Which is a long-winded way of announcing that my latest effort, BetterLife, is currently available as an ebook via Amazon and also as a print-on-demand paperback.  The cover, which you’ll see to the right, is by Andrew Bigwood and is rather splendid.  The content?  Well, let me quote the back-cover blurb verbatim:

From the New York Times bestselling author of Days, Provender Gleed and the Pantheon series comes a darkly comic near-future satire about fate, fame, and reality TV.

Luke Fallon and his twin brother Johnny are opposite sides of the same coin, the one a grafter with a sense of responsibility, the other a grifter selling contraband on the street.  When Luke wins a coveted place on the insanely popular game show BetterLife, he agrees to take part only because it will save Johnny from the wrath of the gangster boss he has swindled.

But BetterLife is a poisoned chalice, the prizes as lucrative as the games involved are dangerous.  With every round of the competition Luke gets through, the stakes rise.  So does the threat to Johnny, despite the presence of newly acquired personal bodyguard Augustine Trebuchet.

In a world where luck has become a religion, both Luke and Johnny will discover that for every winner there has to be a loser and for every victory, a sacrifice.

Here’s a link if you’d like to buy the Kindle version, and here’s one for the paperback version (for American readers) and the paperback version for UK readers.  I will post a further link for the latter once it becomes more widely available through Amazon.

If you like my books at all, and if you’re a fan of my earlier, satirical work such as Days and Provender Gleed, I think you’ll enjoy BetterLife.  It’s got violence and jokes, which to me is the recipe for a good read!

A couple of sample chapters, for your perusal, may be found here.

 

 

• Filed under Uncategorized • 19/12/2014 • Comments: 0

I was invited to deliver a speech at Prizegiving at my sons’ school last weekend, in front of all the pupils, their parents and the staff.  It’s about my job, literacy and the power of reading.  The full text of it goes as follows.

 

 

I’m going to talk to you today about the most boring subject in the world.  It’s so boring, some of you might fall asleep.  In fact it’s so boring, some of you might even die of boredom.  Right at the start of the summer holidays, too.  Sorry.

The subject I’m going to talk about is reading.

I know.  Books.  Ugh.  Yawwwn.

As the headmaster has just told you in his introduction, I am a writer.  I write books for a living.  I’ve done it since I left university, which was, ahem, ten years ago.

My wife said you wouldn’t fall for that.  It was in fact more like twenty-five years ago.

Every morning I go to my office, sit on my bum, make stuff up and write it down.  I do this with a ridiculously minuscule dog on one side of me and on the other side a cat that snores – very loudly.

My commute to work is long and arduous.  It can sometimes take me as much as ten whole seconds.  Longer than that if there’s a traffic jam on the stairs.

Why do I write books?  One reason is that publishers pay me to, and getting paid is a good reason to do anything.  Well, almost anything.  Not everything.  If someone offered you money to jump out of a plane without a parachute – I wouldn’t.  Same goes for eating worms.

Another reason I write books is that people buy the books I write.  That means I can afford to feed the ridiculously minuscule dog and snoring cat.  Oh, and myself and my family too.

I don’t earn quite as much as that J.K. Rowling.  I hear she’s done pretty well for herself.

Nor am I a household name.  You know, like Cillit Bang and Toilet Duck.

But I can work in my pyjamas if I feel like it.

The main reason I write, though, is that I am a reader.  I always have been.  When I was young I would usually be found with my nose in a book or a comic or a magazine.  Mind you, that was back in the dark ages when we didn’t have video games or a gazillion television channels or the internet.  We had to make our own entertainment, and reading was it – when we weren’t blowing up Airfix kits with firecrackers, that is, or riding our bikes into the river, or jumping out of windows into trees, all the safe, sane, sensible things like that.

Stories were – and still are – a gateway to other worlds for me.  They could transport me into the past or the future, to places that never existed, into lives that weren’t my own.

I soon realised this truth.  You can take a book anywhere, and a book can take you anywhere.

And I grew up thinking that maybe I would like to do that myself some day: write stories of my own that could take other people to other places, places that I had created.

I also had an ambition to be a multimillionaire pop star, but somehow that didn’t work out.  Nothing to do with a complete lack of musical talent, I’m sure.  Not that that’s stopped One Direction.

So I wrote my first novel when I was 22, it was published, and I’ve done nothing much else since then apart from writing.  A few odd jobs here and there.  I’ve been a cartoonist.  I’ve set cryptic crosswords for newspapers.  I’ve worked in a bar.  But mostly I’ve sat on my bum, made stuff up and written it down.

There are people who think I don’t actually do any work, that all I do all day is mess around on my computer.  One of those people is in this very room.  I won’t tell you who he is, so as not to embarrass him.  But it’s one of my sons.  I won’t say which one, because that wouldn’t be fair.  He knows who he is.  Theo.

And yes, sometimes, to the untrained eye, it might well look as if I’m scrolling through Facebook, or checking my email, or maybe staring out of the window.  Actually, I probably am.  When I’m not doing that, though, I’m exploring an alien planet, I’m chasing clues to catch a murderer, I’m fighting ancient gods, I’m fending off vampires, I’m doing kung fu.  Anything I like.

I’m being a soldier, a detective, a superhero, a zombie hunter, an adventuresome kid.  All of the things I can’t be in real life.

I’m using my imagination.

Imagination is the greatest power any of us possesses.  I started developing mine when I was your age.  Imagination is a muscle, and books are the gym.

With imagination, you can not only think up anything you like, you can become anything you like.

I don’t mean just in books.  In life.  Your imagination could make you a brilliant scientist, a superb chef, a wonderful painter, a clever doctor, an inspiring teacher – or for that matter a crazy teacher.  Like that one in the audience over there, you know the one I mean.

You need an education to do those jobs, you need to learn the basic skills of the trade, but what you really, really need is imagination.  Imagination will help you do things differently, with originality, in a way that no one else can.  Imagination will make you stand out from the crowd, and reading fuels imagination.

It doesn’t matter what you read.  Fiction.  Non-fiction.  Comics.  Fantasy.  Love stories.  Whatever.

Just.  Read.  Something.

And I’m not saying you should give up TV or YouTube or video games or your iPad.  Absolutely not.  I have an iPad and I love it.  It’s with me all the time.  And mine is cooler than yours because it’s got a Spider-Man case.

But none of those pastimes – TV, YouTube, video games – is a substitute for picking up a book and becoming engrossed in the characters and the plot and the whole inventive adventure of it.  Also, you can’t look at your iPad in the bath, whereas you can look at a book in the bath, because it doesn’t matter if you drop the book in the water, but it does if you drop your iPad in the water.  Believe me, I’ve done it.  A very expensive mistake.  A book dries out and is still usable.  An iPad, not so much.

Read, and you’ll not only enjoy yourself, you’ll be exercising your imagination.  You’ll be expanding your mind, widening your future, improving your prospects.

You’ll also be helping keep people like me in business – people who sit on their bums, make stuff up and write it down.

 

 

 

• Filed under Uncategorized • 30/06/2014 • Comments: 0

Here’s a sample chapter from my new Sherlock Holmes novel, out on June 27th.  In this section, Holmes and Watson head out for a stroll along the shore near Holmes’s retirement cottage in Sussex, and stumble across a dead body…

 

 

• Filed under Uncategorized • 05/06/2014 • Comments: 0

Here’s the cover for my second Sherlock Holmes novel, Gods Of War, due out in June 2014.  Click on it to view it in its full glory.

 

The designer is Julia Lloyd, who also did the cover for The Stuff Of Nightmares, my maiden Holmes effort.

 

 

 

• Filed under Uncategorized • 04/04/2014 • Comments: 0